i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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