Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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