How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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