I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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