So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
