Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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