no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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