I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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