I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
If that was your dad, he is hot
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
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playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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