Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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