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Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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