I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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