As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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