So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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