Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i came on her dog
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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