If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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