WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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