Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I want to be your penis for a week.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
These tits shall not be calmed
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