we have officially lost it.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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