$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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