Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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