Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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