I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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