At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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