finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
being pregnant is like rehab
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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