My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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