If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Less talking, more tequila
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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