That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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