i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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