He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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