I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
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I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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