There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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