we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
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