Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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