Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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