did you get engaged???
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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