Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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