that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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