Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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