Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
no you cant smoke seaweed
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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