I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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