what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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