Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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