The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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