I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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