come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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