Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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