I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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