one two three fourrrrnication!
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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