Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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