I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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