My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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