i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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