Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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